Every tee below is a preview. None of them are for sale yet. Drop your email at the bottom and we will tell you when they are.
A big red and white back print that reads LIKE A GOOD NEIGHBOR, YOUR CLAIM IS DENIED, stamped DENIED.
Parody and satire. Not affiliated with, sponsored by or endorsed by any insurance company.
Coming soonThe test square, drawn like a field sketch in chalk: eight circled hits and one adjuster who sees seven.
Coming soonA retro infographic of your roof's value, falling off a cliff the moment the adjuster shows up. ACV: Actually Can't Value.
Coming soonA comic panel from the roof: a shrugging adjuster, a stunned roofer and a hole through the shingles. Unfortunately, this is cosmetic damage.
Coming soonA retro thumbs-up adjuster and every roofer's favorite promise printed across the back.
Coming soonA furious T-rex hurling hailstones at a metal building. Because the adjuster says it was already like that.
Coming soonA worker under an umbrella in a ceiling-leak office full of buckets. For everyone who has been told it is only cosmetic.
Coming soonA heritage-style crest with a hard-hat chick hatching from an egg. For every storm chaser with a brand new truck wrap.
Coming soonA film strip of roof damage photos stamped INCONCLUSIVE. For everyone who has already sent the photos.
Coming soonTwo roofers studying blueprints in front of a very complicated roof. For every crew that got the job sold for them.
Coming soonA roofer staring at a wall calendar with no day circled. For every job with a schedule that is more of a mood.
Coming soonThe script logo, large and centered across the back. Same small script mark on the left chest up front.
Coming soonProduct images are mockups; final print may vary slightly. Parody and satire. Not affiliated with any insurer.
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If you've been in the industry for more than a year, you've probably seen every one of these. The test square that somehow proves the whole roof is fine. The depreciation chart that says your 20 year roof is worth a sandwich. The email that starts with "per my last message" for the 147th time. The check that's definitely in the mail.
I've spent enough time on roofs, in driveways and on hold to know that if you don't laugh, you lose your mind. So we put the inside jokes on a shirt.
Cosmetic Damage Co. is roofer humor for people who actually do the work. The name comes straight from the policy language, and if you've ever argued over a dented roof, you already know the phrase. It's a Lavelle Solutions brand. The drops are small and the jokes are not.
Claims handled. Barely. More of what we do at nicklavelle.co.
Satire and humor only. Not affiliated with or endorsed by any insurance company.